A woman parked her brand-new Lexus in front of her
office ready to show it off to her colleagues. As
she got out, a truck passed too close and completely
tore off the door on the driver's side.

The woman immediately grabbed her cell phone, dialled
911,and within minutes a policeman pulled up. Before
the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the
woman started screaming hysterically. Her Lexus, which
she had just picked up the day before, was now
completely ruined and would never be the same, no
matter what the body shop did to it.

When the woman finally wound down from her ranting
and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust
and disbelief.

"I can't believe how materialistic you women are," he
said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you
don't notice anything else."

"How can you say such a thing?" asked the woman.

The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is
missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn
off when the truck hit you."


"OH MY GOD!" screamed the woman. "Where's my new
bracelet?

A doctor was at a mechanics place to get his car fixed.

After examining the car and fixing the problem the mechanic said, “Hey doc!! We both fix malfunctioning parts of the body. Then how come you get paid hefty??”

The doctor replied, “Have you ever tried fixing the body when the engine is running??”

Mungaru MaLe


Now that I have accepted here that I'm highly opinionated, I kinda feel a freedom to voice myself all the more.

Here's the lyrics of one of my favourite songs from Mungaru MaLe, The Kannada Movie. To know/read more about the movie I'd suggest you read this and this post.

Anisuthide yaako indu
Neeneyne nannavaLendu
Maayadaa lokadinda
Nanagaage bandavaLendu
Aahaa yentha madhura yaathane
[ Don’t know why I feel this way today,
That you are the one for me,
From a magical world,
You have come for me today,
Oh what a sweet pain is this……]

Kollu huDugi omme nanna, haage summane (these 2 words are equivalent of ‘bas yun hi’ in hindi…literally it translates to just simply)
[ Kill me once oh girl, just like that…..]
Suriyuva soneyu sooside ninnade parimaLa
Innyara kanasulu neenu hodare taLamaLa
PoorNa chandira rajaa haakida
Ninnaya mogavanu kanDa kshaNaa…
Naa khaidi neeney seremane
Tappi nanna appiko omme…. haage summane
[ The raging rain has brought your sweet smell,
If you step into anyone else’s dream, I feel so restless,
The full moon ceased to exist, from the moment he saw your face.
I’m a prisoner and you are the prison….
Please hold and hug me tight, just like that….]

Anisuthide yaako indu…
TutigaLa hoovali aaDada maathina sihiyide
Manasina putadali kevala ninnade sahiyide
HaNeyali bareyada ninna hesara, Hrudayadi naane korediruve
Ninagunte idara kalpane
Nanna hesara kooge omme… haage summane
[ The petals of your lips have the sweetness, of the words you haven’t spoken,
The pages of my heart have only your signatures,
Your name which fate hasn’t written on my forehead, I have engraved them on my heart,
Do you have any idea about this?
Call my name just once, just like that…..]

Anisuthide yaako indu….
Neeneyney nannavaLendu….
Maayadaa lokadinda
Nanagaagi bandavaLendu
Aahaa yentha madhura yaathaney
Kollu huDugi omme nanna, haage summane…

Translation coutesy freegeek

Well if you think the lyrics is awesome I'm all with you. It sure shows the love this chap has for his girl, to what extent he is in love with her and all such stuff. The highligheted lines just pull at your heart. And the violin after the last highlighted line (if you've heard the song you'll know) always gives me the feeling that You are the fiddler, me the fiddle and your words the bow.

I do not appreciate the lyrics of the female version of this song. Especially the following verses:

baaLa daariyali bere yaadaru chandira baruvanu namma jothe
kaaNuvenu avanalle ninnane…irali geLaya ee anubandha heege summane…

I'm more practical than the lyricist. I can't do with imagining you in the moon, sun or whatever and lead my life. That would mean I am betraying the trust of many. It's either "You are with me or you are not". I want to live with you. If not I know can live on without you. So either there's a relationship between us, or there's none.